Friday, March 27, 2009

National Joe Day

National Joe Day is a chance to change your name, if only for today.
Many people do not like their given name. They wish they could change it. A few actually do. On National Joe Day, it is perfectly okay to have everyone call your "Joe". Why Joe, and not Bob or Mike or Radcliffe? Simply, because everyone likes the name Joe. If you are called Joe today, we know that you're "Joe cool"!
This works well for the men out there. What about the ladies? We suggest you choose Josephine or Jody.

More women going from jobless to topless



As disturbing as this article may be you know you would have gone to this job fair just to watch.

Thong Friday




Thursday, March 26, 2009

Make Your Own Holiday Day - Bollywood Day

Make Your Own Holiday Day allows you to make today a special day for anything you want. The objective of today, is to allow one day for any topic or event that has otherwise escaped recognition... up to now.

We didn't create this day. But, we are glad its here. Over the years, many site visitors have emailed us and inquired as to how to create a holiday or special day. It's not easy, and it's even more difficult to create a truly national day.

Today, is your day to skip all of the red tape, bypass all of the effort, and create a special day of any kind. Simply declare your special day on Make Your Own Holiday Day!

I am celebrating Bollywood Day with some awesome looking Bollywood actresses!!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Proposal Day

Ladies and gentlemen, this could be a big, big day. It's Proposal Day! Valentine's Day last month came and went. He didn't, or couldn't, gather up the nerve to ask you. Along comes another day and another opportunity.

For those in love, this could very well be the big day that will change your lives.

Use caution on this day. When he begins by saying: "I would like to propose to you....", he may end with "......that we go see a movie." Remember, it's Proposal Day. It is a day to make proposals. However, it may not be the one you want to hear.

Important Note: If you don't want to entertain a proposal today, we suggest that you make yourself sparse.

Extraterrestrial Abductions Day

Extraterrestrial Abductions Day is today. Keep one eye on the sky. And, be ready to duck, dodge, and to hide. UFO's may be everywhere, looking to abduct humans. If you are not careful, perhaps they will find you! Of course, there are more than a few people out there who are looking to be abducted by aliens, so they can travel to another planet.

Celebrate today by reading and watching science fiction stories about UFOs and Extraterrestrials. And, make sure to keep out of sight of extraterrestrials.


Most lovable alien: "ET"


Favorite alien: "My Favorite Martian"

International Earth Day

International Earth Day was initiated to make earth inhabitants aware of their responsibility to care for the planet. This care includes environmental and natural resources. International Earth Day was founded by John McConnell, of Davis City, Iowa. In September, 1969, he proposed the establishment of Earth Day to the San Francisco, California Board of Supervisors. After approval, he gained support from many others, including then UN General Secretary, U Thant.
In 1970, McConnell wrote an Earth Day Proclamation which was ultimately signed by UN Secretary General U Thant on March 21, 1971.

Go outside and enjoy!!

Thong Friday


Thursday, March 19, 2009

Cthulhu Invades the Fat Dragon Office!!

FAT DRAGON GAMES TO PUBLISH OFFICIALLY LICENSED CALL OF CTHULHU GAMING TERRAIN

Fat Dragon Games is pleased to announce that it has signed an agreement with Chaosium to create 3D gaming terrain sets for the Call of Cthulhu role playing game. These cardstock terrain sets will feature some of the best known locations of the Cthulhu mythos, complete with gaming stats using the Basic Roleplaying system.

"It is an incredible privilege to bring these iconic settings to life for Call of Cthulhu fans,"ť said Tom Tullis, owner and lead designer of Fat Dragon Games. "Call of Cthulhu is one of my all time favorite RPGs, and I look forward to working with the legendary creative minds at Chaosium on these model sets."

"I'm looking forward to seeing Call of Cthulhu terrain from our friends at Fat Dragon Games. I've always wanted to own a little piece of Innsmouth. Now I can!" said Dustin Wright of Chaosium Inc.

The first two sets are scheduled for a summer 2009 release, with additional terrain releases slated for late 2009 and early 2010.

Fat Dragon Games is a publisher of 2D and 3D gaming terrain for tabletop games. Celebrating their fourth anniversary this April, they are best known for their award winning E-Z DUNGEONS line of fantasy gaming terrain. http://www.fatdragongames.com/

Chaosium Inc. is a California based publishing company best known for the Call of Cthulhu roleplaying game which utilizes the Basic Roleplaying System. You can find out more at http://www.chaosium.com/

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Goddess of Fertility Day


Goddess of Fertility Day celebrates Aphrodite and other gods and goddesses of fertility. In ancient times, many cultures had multiple gods and goddesses. Each one represented various aspects of life. The ancient Greek goddess Aphrodite was by far the most well known goddess of fertility. People would pray and make offerings to Aphrodite when seeking to create a family.


If you are looking to procreate, today might be the perfect time. However, if you are looking to avoid the unexpected pitter-patter of little feet, one might suggest today is a day of abstinence.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Submarine Day

Enjoy Submarine Day by watching movies featuring them. Or, read a book about submarines. If you live near a naval museum, take a drive to see a submarine today, and if allowed, go aboard.

If you work at a deli, it's perfectly okay to celebrate Submarine Day with a hero submarine of your choice. If you own the deli, give us a deal and run a Submarine Day special.

Question: What is the world's most well known submarine? It's the Yellow Submarine, written and recorded by the Beatles.

Happy St. Patricks Day!!



Saturday, March 14, 2009

Chain Mail Girl

Women in chain mail bikinis make every thing better.

Naked Idol on Tonight at 8

Could it suck more that a movie with the title Naked Idol is being shown on Nickelodeon? I have to say if there is ever a case for false advertisement this is it. When watching a movie called Naked Idol you don't expect a bunch of kids competing to be in a band you expect a competition like this:

Monsters vs. Aliens

This is one movie on my must see list this year. It looks like a lot of fun.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Saturday, March 7, 2009

National Crown Roast of Pork Day

Always March 7th
You certainly must be kidding, right!? National Crown Roast of Pork Day... Why you ask?
Well, frankly, we do not know. And, why not just Roast Pork Day? Why does it have to be a crown roast pork?
What we do know, is that it is National Crown Roast of Pork Day, a special day to cook and eat pork. To participate in this day it must be crown roast pork. Any other just will not do.
Have a great day!

Friday, March 6, 2009

National Salesperson Day

National Salesperson Day is established to recognize the value of the truely professional salesperson. This day also recognizes the hard work performed by professional sales people.
Who is a salesperson? This is a huge part of the workforce. Some examples include:
Register clerks at the grocery store
Clerks at your convenience store
Door to door sales people
Car salesman
Life Insurance agents
Mortgage brokers and loan officers
Travelling salesman
Manufacturer's reps
The list goes on and on
Celebrate today by offering thanks and appreciation to any sales people you come in contact with today.

Fish & Babe

Nice fish!!

Thong Friday


Thursday, March 5, 2009

Blondes

How about some blondes today?