Here is a quick review of the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue courtesy os ESPN.com Page 2 with one addition of my own:
• Pages: 229 (including cover).
• Photos of models/cheerleaders/wives/race car drivers: 156.
• Topless photos: 33.
• Breasts hidden by: hands/arms, 20; paint, 6; beads/hair, 3; surfboard, 1; curtain, 1; mud, 1; pillow 1.
• Bottomless photos: 7.
• Privates hidden by: paint, 5; pulled-down shirt, 1; coconut, 1.
• Models with finger suggestively tucked inside bikini bottom strap, as if about to take it off: 11.
• Nipples visible: 8.
• Model photographed with legs, feet wrapped around Will Ferrell's head: 3.
• Will Ferrell biting model's bottom: 1.
• Swimsuit photos of Danica Patrick: 5.
• Topless photos of Danica Patrick: 2 (we think -- it appears she is wearing nothing in the final shot, but she's hidden by a pillow).
• Photos of Danica Patrick in bed: 1.
• Full-page ads with Danica Patrick: 3.
• Total pages devoted to Danica Patrick: 8.
• Articles that are not an interview with Danica Patrick or Will Ferrell promoting a movie, or description of hotel with rooms starting at $500 a night: 0.
And the one and only Milly Figuero
