April fool's Day

Tomorrow is April 1st, hopefully you have some good jokes lined up.

Weekly Motivation

CFL Football To Return To Ottawa

Big news north of the border, Tuesday the CFL has announced the return of a franchise in Ottawa in 2010. The CFL has pulled together a group of investors that seem to know what they are doing. Let’s hope they do because with the recent history they have an uphill battle. The Ottawa Renegades folded in 2006 after four years in the league. They were preceded by the Rough Riders who folded in 1996. It will be interesting to see if this new team will be the Rough Riders,Renegades, or something new. Hopefully they will bring back some awesome cheer babes like they had in 2005:

Sara, a student who is told she looks like either Jessica Simpson or Brittany Spears, depending on her hair, likes to spend her afternoons at the beach. Where else could she show off her most interesting talent, her “incredible flexibility?” Let your imagination run with that one.

Karen an administrative assistant, who likes to spend afternoons, napping in a sunbeam, is told she looks like Reba McIntyre, does not like bad drivers, and can do one armed push-ups. Imagine if she was your admin, "Karen I'll need the reports, need some one armed push-ups and a cheer for today's meeting."Ericka, a hair/makeup artist has future goals of one day being Jessica Simpson’s personal stylist. I love seeing people with lofty goals. Ericka also claims her most interesting talent is to be able to talk on the cell phone, do her mascara, and drive a car at the same time. Ericka, you are one of the drivers Karen hates. A warning to the public if you see Ericka getting in her car, get out of her way. At least she knows not to try to be Jessica Simpson's driver.

Fanie, who also likes to spend afternoons on the beach, has future goals of finishing school, dancing, and being happy. Once again, I love a girl with lofty goals.
Chantelle, a student that likes to spend her afternoons at the beach, who for some odd reason thinks she looks like Pamela Anderson? Eloise, a 3rd year Biomedical Science student, who also like to spend her afternoons at the beach. Hanging at the beach is a common theme with the cheer babes. I didn’t realize that Ottawa had a that happening of a beach scene. Eloise does not like whistling or snoring. We’ll wrap up with Meredith, a future lawyer who does like gum smacking, and can play the drums. A cheer babe, future lawyer, and a drummer, can you get any cooler than that? OK maybe not the lawyer part, but a cheer babe that can jam on the drums. I like this girl!!I love cheer babes bios.

Alyssa Milano - 10 Things You Don't Know About Women

I got this list from MSN and thought I'd share it. Any advice from Alyssa Milano is worth checking out. Who am I kidding it's just an excuse to run a picture of Alyssa. Plus any girl as hot as Alyssa that poses in a New Jersey Devils Jersey is cool beyond belief.

10 Things You Don't Know About Women

By Alyssa Milano

1. Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a gender wide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Bertha. On a really bad day, Bertha sees her two-hundred-pound-heavier alter ego. Her name is Brian Dennehy.

2. Women produce half the world's food but own only 1 percent of its farmland. So we're fine with you picking up the tab. And after about three thousand dinners at Nobu, we should be even.
3. Women like porn, too. We just hate it when you hide the porn.

4. Women remember everything . Don't believe me? Ask your girlfriend where you met. She won't tell you it was at a party. She'll say it was a Thursday, she had just come from dinner, where she ate a veggie burger, and she was wearing her friend Cathy's pink top, which was big on her because Cathy is a big girl. You were wearing a blue button-down, drinking a Jack and Coke with two straws, and talking to Bill, that mutual friend. She waved and you gave her the "what's up" nod. This still infuriates her. ("How could you give me the nod?")

5. An eyelash curler, while mean and ferocious looking, is not a weapon.

6. No matter how much your woman loves you, there are going to be three to seven days each month when she wants you dead. (She may even quietly fantasize about turning her eyelash curler against you.) You have two options: Tie yourself to a tree and wait out the storm, or stock up at Tiffany's, toss a blue box or two into the wind, and hope for the best. We recommend the latter. (The key chain doesn't count.)

7. We think it's weird when you watch sports and concentrate to help your team.
8. "Hey, Melissa, who's the boss?" Not a good pickup line. "Hey, Phoebe, where'd you park your broomstick?" Not a good pickup line. "Hey, Alyssa, you look 250 pounds lighter than Brian Dennehy in that dress." Surprisingly good pickup line.

9. Women hear better than men. That's before you even factor in listening skills and attention spans. Come to think of it, I should have listed this one first because I'm sure I've lost you by now.

10. You may be surprised to know that women were responsible for inventing all of the following: the circular saw, the signal flare, the space suit, the bulletproof vest, and the windshield wiper. You're welcome.

March Madenss - Cinderella Is Still Dancing

The tournament starts up again today and we still have some Cinderella teams in the dance. Hopefully one or two will make the Elite 8 to keep things exciting. Let's hear for the underdogs!!

Davidson

Villanova

Western Kentucky

Heroscpae Fans Rejoice!!!

That noise you hear is Heroscape fans celebrating all over the world. The two large expansion packs previewed at Gen Con last year, the Ticalla Jungle set and Aquilla’s Alliance, is going to be released this summer. They will be released the way they were originally intended as large expansion packs like The Road to the Forgotten Forest or Raknar’s Vision. The difference between these and past will be that there will be two terrain/common expansions to one hero’s expansion unlike the past expansions that had two heroes to one terrain/common. This was a huge sticking point with retailers and making the change got them back on board with some retailers. Even better news than that is that they are supposed to be released this summer before Gen Con. According to House Mouse Games the end of July. I guess that means I’ll be getting mine at Gen Con. You should be able to pick them up at your friendly local game or comic store. It is also rumored that Wave 8 will be out by the June 1. Wave 7 is available once again at Hasbrotoyshop.com. Get out there and snag you some extra Knights Templar so you don’t have to pick up a squad for $50 on Ebay. This is all good news since the last Heroscape release we had was the Swarm of the Marro Master Set way back in August. The only bad news is that Wal-Mart will more than likely not be carrying them at all. Not good for those of us who do not have a hobby shop close by and look to Wal-Mart as a main source for Heroscape. Toys-R-Us and Target will probably be the only chain stores that will be carrying them if they do.

With all this good Heroscape news I think I need to break out a game this weekend. The Gruts are getting antsy.

Happy Easter

I hope the Easter bunny was good to you this year.

March Madness - Bottom of the Bracket

Since I posted on a bunch of the top seeds I thought I should give a shout out to the bottom of the bracket. The underdogs need some love also.

March Madness

March Madness has begun. I hope you all have your brackets filled out. If you are like me you have to explain to your wives or girlfriends that even though you don't like college basketball it's your duty as a male to fill out a bracket and follow the tournament. I would never put money on my bracket, I pick so badly I would just be a contributor to the fund. The only bragging I can do about the tournament is that I did pick Florida correctly two years ago. That was a major fluke. To help you out I've decided to highlight some teams I think will do well.

Clemson (I've got o thave a S.C. team in the mix)

Duke

North CarolinaTennesseeArizonaGeorgetown

MemphisI am pulling for Michigan State however,I think UCLA will take it this year

Happy First Day of Spring

Warm weather is on the way!!

Heather Mills Gets 48.7 Million in Divorce Settlement

Happy St. Patrick's Day

May the luck of the Irish be with you.

Have a Good Weekend

How could you not after seeing a picture of Chain mail Girl!!

Dragon Tiles: Forest Adventures

The latest set from Fat Dragon Games, Dragon Tiles: Forest Adventures, is available now. This set looks way cool, I cannot wait to get it. A tree that figures can hide in, a bridge, and a dragon turtle. To bad there is no shrubbery. Check out these pictures:

Feeling Much Better!!

I'm almost back to 100%. I really hate the flu.

Sick

I've had the flu for three days. Here's a pic to make all the others out there feel better.

Fat Dragon Games: Advanced Fleet Designs

Fat Dragon Games has some made some announcements for some products. First up is Advanced Fleet Designs #1 Titan Class Scout. Here's what Tom has to say about his most recent release:

We've just released the first volume of our new Advanced Fleet Designs product line. Each volume in this series features a single starship design, complete with 1" scale tiles of the entire ship. A full description of the ship's history and design in included, and this PDF is systemless so you can use it with ANY sci-fi RPG you play.

Fat Dragon Games has announced their next release in the Advanced Fleet Designs series, the U.S.S. Apollo. Here is the preview pic:

Motivation

So Long Brett Favre

Since announcing his retirement I wanted to wish Brett Favre the best of luck in whatever he does next. Being around for his whole career was something special to watch. He was truly a gifted quarterback and was amazing to watch. To the Packers fans sundays in Green Bay just won't be the same. I just waonder if the Packers Bikini Girls will continue their tradition of stripping down to a bikini at all the home games.

Bad Weather

Looks like March is starting out rough this year. All my friends in Ohio are getting socked by a blizzard as we speak. I don't miss that weather in the least. To everyone who is getting snow and freezing weather, stay safe (especially driving), and stay warm. Better weather is coming.

March

Hope you have a good March!

Elegant Angels

Sometimes you come across a picture you have to share.

Paris Fashion Week Review or HOLY BAD FASHIONS BATMAN!!!

As you may or may not know it was fashion week in Paris last week. This is the event where all the big name designers trot out their newest designs.Some you will see, some you will never, ever, see again. After painfully going through a bunch of pictures I thought I would put up a little review with my own attempt at humor. I pulled out the one apparently were inspired by the villains in the old Batman TV series starring Adam West and Burt Ward.

First up the Riddler has a new jacket and name after trying out for a role in McDonalds new ad campaign The Dollar Menuaire!!

Next are the new Ms. Freeze and her partners the Ear Muff Girls.

The Mad Hatters replacement.

DC comics always had the Key, now the female version The Keyhole.

The Barbarian and the Fox Girls.


Turtle Head and the Turtle Necks.

Balloon Girl and the Credit Card.

The Lampshade and The Curtain Rod.

The No – Dreams Duo.

And the Framer

There you have it some of the most craptacular fashions you will ever see in one place.